So as the first assignment as a #Kindermom, we sat down the kids with a pile of Kinder® Surprise® and asked them some tough questions. It’s a hard job but someone’s got to do it.
L- OK Becca, Let’s get started. We have lots of work to do.
B- You say why and I’ll say yes. Why are you doing that? I want an egg from that box. I know it’s chocolate with something inside.
L- What do you think is inside?
B- More chocolate.
L- So some of these eggs have princesses in them. What’s you’re favourite story?
B- It might be an easter egg. I like Beauty and the Beast, it’s my favourite show. I like Beauty but not the Beast. She is nice and smart and saves her papa.
L- Are princesses real?
B- No.
L- Do princesses have jobs?
B- No. They don’t. Being a princess is a job.
Ryan- Is daddy a princess?
B- No. No. No.
I am a squid squid squid. Not a nice squid. Squidy squidy squid!
Can I have a hero egg? I don’t know what’s inside it now. How about we eat it?
Can I knock them down now?
Clearly sugar is a special treat in our house. Robin woke up from his nap and it was his turn in the hot seat. He’s 1 so his vocabulary is limited so I’ll translate.
L- Nice cape Robin. You were named for the bird but superheros are nice.
R- Give me one of those eggs or I’ll eat my cape.
L- {Passes egg} What do you think this is for?
R- {Throws egg, smashes it, takes 1st bite of chocolate ever, all in under 3 seconds}
B- I must put all these toys in the box, I wouldn’t want my brother to choke on these choking hazards. {steals chocolate, princesses, fox with fuzzy belly and funny squid toy and runs off}. My brother Robin is nice, but sometimes he bites.
Disclosure: I’m part of the KINDER® Mom program and I receive compensation and a whole whack of eggs as part of my affiliation with this group. The opinions on this blog are my own.